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Han Solo: Demon Division
Did you click my link to get here? Or were you Google searching for "glow-in-the-dark penis, 7-in."? Well, either way: From el diario de conpalabras: What I love about pin-up art are the voluptuous figures. You hear a lot of about the negative image of women in the media as far as body types that are impossible to maintain. Personally, I find women like Lara Flynn Boyle and Calista Flockhart kind of gross. Why would I want a woman that�s put together like a twelve year old boy? My wife is always trying to diet and lose weight. I'm all for staying healthy and watching what we eat too, but my wife is curvy and hot. Got to love the boys, don't you? (Even if you love the girls too.) And that reminds me of the shopping trip I took with Magdalene yesterday to the Newstand (an "adult bookstore"--which cracks me up, because there was nary a book of the non-stroke variety in the place, and I would be willing to put down money on my being the only adult in there). We bought vibrators. Not matching vibrators, so keep those ideas in your head. I will tell you that the sales tag on mine reads: "Glow-in-the-dark penis, 7-in." and I bought it because it reminded me of those toy light sabers that were all the rage when I was eight. And which my brothers had but which I never got because I am a girl. Anyway, the New Sex Toy really does glow in the dark, which makes for a very funny time in bed solo. And of course, my darling demons, I thought of you, you, you while I used it.
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